this subject was a tough one for me. conspiracy theory let me think. well maybe there are more than a few things out to get me, but i'm not running around with a hat made out of aluminum foil on my head, thinking that "they" are going to read my mind. There are a few things...
my stomach -- it's out to get me, really, how come everything that tastes good, gives me heartburn?
so that includes the makers of tums or any type of antacid, they're in on this thing too.
target -- they know just what i like, too tempting and the clearance aisles make so happy. i'm like a moth attracted to the bright red glow of that target logo.
aliens -- well, maybe they ARE out to get me. *puts on foil hat*
crafty books -- i buy them. i don't always do what they instruct. they look like something i could do, but do i do them? no.
kodak -- they used to be out to get me and my money, until i went digital. hahaha
beanie babies -- i mean really, the toy makers at ty brainwashed the american public to stand in lines for hours in hope of getting that one elusive toy. how long did you stand in line to get your peace bear? and now look, you can't even give those dust collectors away.
there are more for sure, but for now i will leave you with this. the vampire phenomena. think about it.
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I share that same problem at Target. I go for one thing and I leave with a cart full of bags.
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